John Finnemore (not verified) on 6.52pm on Thursday 28th May, 2009
You are 100% correct and 0% pear correct in your prediction about my reaction to this. What kind of scale is it that goes from Disappointment to Pear? Pear Crumble: 56% Pear, 44% Disappointment. Pear Drops: 15% Pear, 85% Disappointment. Paul Newman: 0% Pear, 100% Disappointment. But worst of all is the 'Steve, on Estate Agents' bit. Oh God, that makes my skin crawl. Steve. He's such a funny bloke, Steve. You really must try and get him on estate agents, he sees right through them! He's hilarious, Steve. Steve. Gotta love Steve.
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You are 100% correct and 0% pear correct in your prediction about my reaction to this. What kind of scale is it that goes from Disappointment to Pear? Pear Crumble: 56% Pear, 44% Disappointment. Pear Drops: 15% Pear, 85% Disappointment. Paul Newman: 0% Pear, 100% Disappointment. But worst of all is the 'Steve, on Estate Agents' bit. Oh God, that makes my skin crawl. Steve. He's such a funny bloke, Steve. You really must try and get him on estate agents, he sees right through them! He's hilarious, Steve. Steve. Gotta love Steve.