You're right, I didn't know I needed that
The world's first USB-charged vibrator disguised as lipstick is now available. Which is, I guess, great (although I'm not sure how subtle plugging a lipstick into your laptop is - we probably need a new disguise for vibrators). But why can't it also have remote control via the USB connection? Nothing complicated is required, and given the Nabaztag is only about twice the price, it should be possible to do it for under fifty pounds. USB control would make it pretty easy to connect up for teledildonics, at a comparable price to the Televibe, and cheaper than the Sinulator. But, you know, easier to write software for.
And it's called Mia. Aww, how cute.
Really?
James Aylett on 12.20pm on Wednesday 10th September, 2008
Would explain why she always looks happy to be spouting RTD's lines...
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Indeed
James Lark on 12.45pm on Wednesday 10th September, 2008
It would also explain why this young fella's video is so jerky.
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Urgh...
James Aylett on 2.23pm on Thursday 11th September, 2008
I really don't want to think about that.
Amazingly (and even with that horrible image in my head), it's still better than an episode of The Line.
Actually, scratch that. It's not amazing at all. The Line is utter shite, the entirely-expected outcome of trying to get SNL writers to think in a format longer than 150 seconds. It's typical of the vast majority of serials created for web, lacking substance, depth, any real humour, or the courage to try to tell a complete story in five minutes. Or, to put it another way: the establishment doesn't get it. (D'oh.) Thank God that we still have Joss Whedon (although I suspect that, well, he's insane).
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Mia
I think Sarah Jane Smith has one of those in The Sarah Jane Adventures.