It's at least as funny as Little Britain

On Neighbours yesterday, the blond annoying one asked her daughter Bree (which is a type of cheese) for reasons why she was a bad Mother.

On reaching number thirty-one on her list, Bree fixed her Mother with a steely gaze and said: ‘Telling me the Mr Whippy vans only played their music when they’d run out of ice creams.’

I nearly choked on my bacon sandwich.