If you want to drop us an email, then we’d be delighted for you to send it to james@talktorex.co.uk, from where it will zing around the internet with wanton abandon (but tacit grace and Jeeves-like confidentiality) until it arrives at each of our inboxes. If you’re especially lucky, you might then get replies from both of us, tailored to your individual needs.

If you only want to contact one of us, perhaps due to some frightening incident involving multiple Jameses as a child, then you have to choose between James Aylett and James Lark.