Beardy, beardy

So Charles Clarke has put his foot down. Positively no more immigrants – unless they have useful skills. Surely this is tantamount to saying that we’ll take advantage of other countries having better education systems than us? – a strange thing for a Home Secretary to say, and stranger still for one who was until recently Education Secretary.

Beardy beardy,
Oh so weirdly,
How does your country grow?
In Belmarsh jails,
While justice fails,
With bleeding hearts all in a row …
With bleeding hearts all in a row.