…I’ve been a bit slow on the uptake, but I’ve finally realised that’s what it is.
So apologies for the late warning, but there’s still time for you to join in with the fun if you haven’t already criticised me!
You may wish to contribute a criticism on behalf of a large group, such as those I have received from folk at St. Mark’s church (see previous notes) or at BBC Radio Cambridgeshire. Or perhaps you would like to make your criticism more personal – I’m thinking of the very specific criticisms I received at the hands of fellow actors on tuesday night for my inability to hold alcohol (mixed with regular ribbings about dubious markings which I shall not elaborate on); or the volley of hurtful comments that were made about my frankly disastrous attempt to make a pudding on wednesday evening.
The complete list of those who have made this a week to remember will be printed in the Daily Telegraph on monday, so hurry while you still have a chance to get into it! Feel free to leave comments below, or email me with further criticisms, or just come up to me in the street and give me a good kicking.
I can’t wait to see what’s coming next!