How the mighty have fallen

To: James Aylett
From: Update
Subject: HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE only 15.99 pounds

Well, well. I remember when the only way you could see both at the same time involved dressing like Hermione and having in your possession some very obscure pages of the fama suturae.

These days he’s clearly just got desperate. £15.99 for a candid glimpse of Harry and the Goblet? You’ll be able to buy a lurid written account of his adventures scribbled by some hack, next.

Oh, hang on.

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