I’m not sure which I’m more angry about: that spammers have found a way round my spam filter, or that the way round is to use chunks of Dan Brown writing. I have now read more Dan Brown accidentally than I managed even while deliberately reading The Da Vinci Code in a moment of stupidity (in my defense, I did skip to the next page whenever I got too annoyed with his poor characterisation, shoddy grasp of mathematics, history and geography, or mutilation of the English language; I think I completed two pages).
I now need to write a bad writing filter.
