Why I love working on Radio Cambridgeshire…but not too often

The phone rings.

Me: Hello, this is BBC Radio Cambridgeshire.

Caller: Is Robbie Williams ill?

Me: Erm…well, quite possibly.

Caller: I hope he gets better soon.

Me: Mmm, yes, me too.

Caller: Do tell him to get well soon.

Me: Yes, yes, I’ll pass that on to him.

Caller: It’s Helen.

Me: Okay, thanks Helen.

Caller: Saint Helen.

Me: Really?

Caller: God bless you.

Saint Helen hangs up, leaving me bemused and blessed.