The phone rings.
Me: Hello, this is BBC Radio Cambridgeshire.
Caller: Is Robbie Williams ill?
Me: Erm…well, quite possibly.
Caller: I hope he gets better soon.
Me: Mmm, yes, me too.
Caller: Do tell him to get well soon.
Me: Yes, yes, I’ll pass that on to him.
Caller: It’s Helen.
Me: Okay, thanks Helen.
Caller: Saint Helen.
Caller: God bless you.
Saint Helen hangs up, leaving me bemused and blessed.