It just took me three attempts to spell the word “maybe”.
First time round it came out as “maby”, which I could see was going to be wrong even as I was writing it. I decided to try it without the “y”, which I felt was getting in the way, and came out with “mabie”, which was arguably even further from the truth and a silly thing to do because I knew there was a “y” involved somewhere.
I suppose the question is, how long before I am reduced to dribbling and gutteral snorting, assuming this can only get worse?