This evening 2 Victoria Street had a lads’ night out. Which mostly consisted of sitting in a pub playing a card game called “Shithead”. In the version of the game that I know, one is only required to bear the title of Shithead when one has lost the most recent game; the mantle then passes to the next loser, and one can regain one’s self-respect.
However, after the first game, Chris decided it would be better of the loser bore the stigma of the title for the rest of his life, and instead elected to play a round of “Flangeface”.
So, just for the record, I am now officially Shithead Flangeface Wanksock. Whilst Chris is Syphilis Cheeks. And Alastair is The Bishop of Southwark.