If you did, you’d be scarred for life. Yes, it’s true: old ladies are knitting breasts (presumably some other people are as well, but not pictured). These are training aids, to teach pregnant women how to prepare their breasts for lactation. (No, really.) Even better, you can rent the knitting pattern from the Eastleigh Library for just 20p. Also available: baby’s first poop, doting father, and interfering mother-in-law patterns.
I assume there will be even more on display at this month’s international knitting conference In The Loop, starting next Tuesday in Winchester.