The world’s first USB-charged vibrator disguised as lipstick is now available. Which is, I guess, great (although I’m not sure how subtle plugging a lipstick into your laptop is – we probably need a new disguise for vibrators). But why can’t it also have remote control via the USB connection? Nothing complicated is required, and given the Nabaztag is only about twice the price, it should be possible to do it for under fifty pounds. USB control would make it pretty easy to connect up for teledildonics, at a comparable price to the Televibe, and cheaper than the Sinulator. But, you know, easier to write software for.
And it’s called Mia. Aww, how cute.