I just made a passing reference to the song ‘I’m Every Woman’ (which has been rather in my head of late) and one of my colleagues said “Is that really what it’s called?”
“Yes,” I assurred her.
“Oh,” she said. “I thought it was ‘Climb Every Woman…'”
I was momentarily confronted by a glorious parallel universe in which that is the advice given by the Mother Superior to Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.