Actually, it’s so hilarious I was, for several minutes, convinced that Tom Bell had made it himself. This page, for instance, has all the hallmarks of a Bellish piece of whimsy.
The only reason I am now persuaded it’s genuine is the detailed knowledge it displays of Recessive Pieds. Surely even Tom would not be so obsessive in his lampooning of fading celebrities.
But really – “Athlete, Strongman and Prize Winning Buderigar Breeder”… How can absurdist comedians hope to compete with real life?